Salt Peanuts!

LPT: If you consistently hate classes related to your major, change your major right now. Seriously, do it. Fuck what people tell you to do and fuck the imaginary future of you being rich. Very few people are successful in a field they can't stand. And life is better when you like what you do.

LPT: If you're selling your home, toast a chocolate chip waffle before your prospective buyer arrives. The pleasant smell lingers for a long time, and carries well.

Beanbags are boneless chairs

LPT: If you lose your ring in the ocean (or anywhere) like I did, there is a national directory of people who will help you find it free of charge, and they found mine!

Red is such a boring colour, imagine if our pee was something like purple, yellow or blue.

LPT: Instead of excessively worrying over a decision, decide what you're going to do, then do things to *make* it the right decision afterward.