Salt Peanuts!

LPT: Stop drinking anything but water for a solid 6 months and you'll never crave another 'sweet' drink in your life.

Sex would be very different if semen consisted of one large, slimy, sentient koi-fish-sized sperm instead of millions of microscopic sperm.

Losing your phone now is much scarier than it was 10 years ago because it’s equivalent to losing your phone, camera, credit cards, contact information, social security and iPod all at once.

Since our shadows are 2 dimensional representations of three-dimensional beings, we are probably a three-dimensional representations of a four dimensional being

LPT: if you feel very stuck in a rut, hopeless, and upset, clean or change up your room. Putting stuff in different locations and re organizing everything can be therapeutic as well as shaking up your environment and helping you feel like you are changing something.

Mace Windu doesn’t get enough respect for being the only Jedi to catch bad vibes from Anakin Skywalker

LPT: people will judge you with criteria they themselves can't meet. Ignore them.

Chocolate is delicious, but took thousands of years for the process of turning the beans into modern chocolate to be developed - there must be so many other random plants with equally amazing products just waiting to be invented.

LPT: make comfort a priority. You’re either in your shoes or in your bed. Consider investing a bit more for quality in these two things.

Dating a single parent is like continuing another players saved data

LPT: keep you avocados out of the fridge until they are just ripe. Then stick them in the fridge and they will stay at peak ripeness for a week+.

You have to be 17 to join the army but 18 to play army-simulating games

LPT: Looking at someone’s Instagram page and accidentally liking an old post? Remove the first like and like a much newer post instead - They’ll only get the notification for the second like!

Comments on Pornhub seem more cultured than comments on various social media livestream

LPT: You can use VLC to watch YouTube videos (and network stream)

Few things make you feel older than having to scroll for your birth year when registering for a website.

LPT: When you share an address via SMS, send the address alone in its own text. It'll be more likely to be recognized as a link to open in maps, and easier to copy/paste.

LPT: If you have to break bad news to your boss try to follow it up with a way to fix whatever went wrong. Even if he doesnt use your idea, he’ll appreciate that you care enough to think of it

Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad, Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad, Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad, Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad.

LPT: When you finish a jar of jalapenos, save the juice and refill the jar with dill pickles. Wait a few days, and you'll have spicy dill pickles.

Maybe Tetris was trying to teach us that if we fit in, we disappear.

LPT: In ALL 50 US States, the left lane is intended for passing, not cruising. If you get passed while in the left lane you should go to the right.

Corn mazes are just redneck escape rooms.

If you watch Jaws backwards it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach.

LPT: Always assume the person you are on the phone with is on speakerphone.

If Seinfeld took place in 2018, an entire episode would be dedicated to Kramer living in the hallway because he put his apartment on air bnb.

LPT: If you need to have an Apple product repaired, check to see if Apple has acknowledged any defects in your product model. If both issues are submitted at the same time, the labor is free for the entire repair.

Weird Al Yankovic has remained relevant longer than most of the people he parodied.

LPT: If you had a good experience at some business, post a positive review. Most people only post negative reviews and most of them are either clueless on how things work, placing blame on the wrong person or just vindictive. Bonus LPT: Read negative reviews with this in mind.

Feeling awkward sitting by and idly watching when other people do work is a good sign that someone was raised right.

LPT: Take your mental health issues as importanly as you would your physical ones.

“Strap-On” is “No-Parts” backwards.

LPT - Instead of using fancy plastic disposable razors, try using an old-fashioned double-edged razor. They provide a very close shave, rinse out easily, the blades are cheap if you buy them in bulk and they last for several shaves before needing replacement.

Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.

LPT: You can skip the ads most of the time on YouTube videos by pressing the encircled "i" in the lower left corner, clicking the blue "stop watching this video" text, then clicking "close".

LPT: Stop comparing yourself to others. Instead, compare yourself to where you were 1-2 years ago. Whether it's fitness or finance, use that as motivation for your own goals

Thanos actually killed a lot more than half of the population. Anyone operating heavy machinery or vehicles taken by the snap likely caused much more death.

LPT: Throw surprise birthdays far from the actual birthday

Microsoft really missed a golden opportunity by creating Cortana instead of resurrecting and further personifying Clippy as an all-out virtual assistant.

LPT: When you can, use "we," instead of "I," in job interviews. Employers want a team player, and using inclusive language makes a positive impact in how your perceived by the interviewer.

All the adult vikings in "How to Train Your Dragon" have Scottish accents, the teenagers have Midwestern accents, and the movie takes place in Scandinavia. Gobber is the only one with a proper accent.

LPT: If you want to really know the kind of people that work for you turn the office thermostat way up or down and wait. The time it takes them to approach the issue and the methods they use will save you months of time figuring them out.

Being strict on your kids doesn't make them more disciplined just more sneaky

LPT: Don't date someone while they're trying to get over their ex it'll save you a lot of pain in the future

LPT: Don’t worry if you can’t fall asleep on your “naps”. Even just closing your eyes and resting can be super rejuvenating.

Invent a vaccine to prevent autism. Watch the confusion.

LPT: Cat Owners- place your shredded sensitive documents/cards in the bottom of a plastic bag and scoop used litter into it before disposal.

The Stormcloak guy who gets executed at the beginning of Skyrim - if he had just let the priestess finish the last rites, instead of hurrying things along, he probably would have survived.