Salt Peanuts!

Autistic people must feel really shitty about how some parents would rather risk spreading deadly illnesses into the population than have a child like them

LPT: If you have medical debt, tell them you can only afford a one time payment at a fraction of what you owe them. For example, 1.5k instead of 5k. Most of the time hospitals will accept it.

You have probably met someone who will die on the same day as you.

LPT: If you ever need to know the phone number you’re calling from, dial 1(800)444-4444

If the theory that says there are an infinite number of universes slightly varying from one another is true, than in one of them every single coin that has even been flipped has landed on heads and scientists are baffled as to why

LPT: If you're thinking about selling your home in the next year or so, take pictures of the exterior and yard in Spring (now) when landcaping is green and flowers are in bloom.

If there was a pill that could cure stubbornness, the people who would benefit most from taking it never would.

LPT: If you like reading Quora and get the annoying login pop up, but don't want to create an account, just add a hash symbol (#) to the end of the URL.

If we put cameras on mail trucks then google street maps could update weekly

LPT: You can clean steel and aluminum bakeware in your oven's self cleaning cycle to get rid of baked on oil and gunk.

"If you die in the game you die in real life" is a commom trope in sci-fi stories with killer video games but applies equally well to hopscotch

LPT: When throwing a big party, clean up everything while you’re still drunk. It’s way better than having to clean when you’re hungover.

LPT: While regular milk will upset your cat's stomach and digestive tract, you can safely give your furry friend lactose-free milk as a treat with no ill effects.

North Korea is acting like the one person you used to hate but suddenly becomes really nice to you, and you can’t decide whether they’re genuine or not

LPT: Always use a credit card rather than a debit card... that way, if someone uses your card illegally it's the bank's money and not yours, and they will be far more diligent in getting it back. (Just make sure you keep the balance at 0 at the start of the monthly bill cycle)

If you don't look back on your past self and cringe, then you didn't grow as a person.

Doing nothing and doing too much are both considered "not having a life"

Saying the earth is flat because you can't see the evidence is like saying Australia doesn't exist because you haven't been there.

LPT: Likes/karma/views do not make your opinion/art/thoughts/self less important than anyone else's.

After completing a game of Scrabble, you have a perfect template for a crossword puzzle.

The Smell Of Cotton Candy Has Gone From "There Must Be A Carnival Nearby" to "Who's The Douche Who's Vaping?".

LPT: Try to not just dismiss someone as being a jerk. If someone's mad and mean all the time it's probably a result of a pretty shitty life. You being nice and genuine with them can really impact their life. Who knows, it might be the first time anyone has made them feel good about themselves.

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

LPT: Always wear ear plugs to concerts, no matter how many times nothing bad happened.

An antimatter-based weapon would literally be a weapon of mass-destruction

LPT: Pressing 'Windows logo key + PrtScn' will save screen directly to Pictures\Screenshots folder

Learning about sex by watching porn is like learning to drive by watching Fast and Furious

LPT: If someone offers you a breath mint, take it.

The more expensive the towel, the less effective it is at drying you off....

Your skeleton is wet the entire time you are alive.

Even though movie theaters are supposed to be quiet environments, the packagings for everything sold at concession counters are extremely loud.

LPT: Get your pregnancy tests at a dollar store. They are just as accurate as a more expensive "name brand" test and if you're unsure you can test multiple times for less than the price of one name brand test.

When you move your body, technically, your moving matter with your mind.

LPT: About to graduate? Go to your university ID office and request a new ID. The ID will likely be good for four years from the issue date. You can continue to get student discounts.

Even if anti-vaxxers are right (they're not), having autism sounds way better than dying of polio

LPT: If you are having trouble studying, try listening to sound loops for better focus and concentration.

“-esque” is the formal version of “-ish”